Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Pilate's is Italian for Porn

I always feel a little dirty watching my wife do her Pilate's workout. But the bad music and the weird lady giving directions kind of ruins the mood. Maybe if she shut up and there was a good bass line playing in the background...

I was going to comment on how snow is like flocking, but then I realized how retarded that would be to say. Yes, I was oxygen deprived as a child.

And Mike, yes, the aliens would be seriously interested in the toothpaste in prison...

Hey, if I hit the mute button.... All right, I'm out of here!

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