How the hell did I end up back here!?
SHIT!!!!!
I thought I had gotten all of that crap out of my system. Apparently not. Man... It's not like anyone reads this. I don't know why I bother. Well, I bother because of selfish reasons, but still.... That's subconsious so I don't know why still, the fact, that I bother at all, putting up these posts, in the insanely grammatically incorrect way that i do;
I had a twitter spoof for you, but I am too lazy to post it. And cantankerous. Cantankerous doesn't need a salve like you would think, but it does need a freaking bar or liqour store within walking distance of the hotel that it is staying at!
I am wiped out, and busted. For being a fraud. For causing stress. For being an AGENT OF CHAOS, YEAH BABY!!!!!
Remember Confusious say, don't run out of good drink or you will suffer.
FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
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And unlike real life, I don't get paid per inch....
I WISH though!! I'd be a freakin millionaire!
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Did you know getting to your posts require that I acknowledge the content warning? That has to count for something, right?
ReplyDeleteI was going to say, it has been a really long time since your last post...I thought my feed was broken.
How are you busted for being a fraud? Did carnies catch you or something? If they did, and held you for any length of time, I can only imagine the extra fingers you would need to tick off the number of showers you must have had to have taken since then...