I'm now the head of the ACLU

You heard it hear first! I am now head of the ACLU. My job is to help direct the fight against injustice brought forth deranged carnies. As head of the Anti Carny Leagues United I will direct the coordinated actions to subdue the carnies nefarious plans to take over the world. It's a proud moment in my life! We will work on better armor against corn dog grenades. The days of fearing the toxic breath of a drunk carny are limited.