I'm now the head of the ACLU

You heard it hear first! I am now head of the ACLU. My job is to help direct the fight against injustice brought forth deranged carnies. As head of the Anti Carny Leagues United I will direct the coordinated actions to subdue the carnies nefarious plans to take over the world. It's a proud moment in my life! We will work on better armor against corn dog grenades. The days of fearing the toxic breath of a drunk carny are limited.

The F-Bomb Post

I love the word Fuck. It is so versatile. It can mean Holy Crap! What the heck was that!? Did you see what the chick did to that midget! I think I love the word Fuck so much because in writing it out, it pretty much always requires an exclamation point as punctuation. So there you go, another great insight into the fucking mind of a fucking idiot. Kind of like looking at some weird fucking shit in a fuckhole of a drainpipe and discovering the fucking fuckness of all. And you can kiss my ass, I'm copyrighting the term (fuckness of all) AND the (fucking fuckness of fucking fuckall) so if you use it, pay up you fuckers.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I think my new WTF is Holy Fucking Donkey Dicks. It rolls off the tongue well, and it's just plain fucking fun to say. To be honest, I don't say it out loud often as I don't think the world is ready for it. Fucking pussies.

Which reminds me, Pussy is a GREAT name. I know of many lovable cats and kittens with that name. You fuckers have your mind in the gutters. Course, so do it, and I wasn't really referring to cats. I'm not good with boundaries when I've had a few, and my wife isn't around to keep me under control. :)

Maybe Ted Kadzinsky Had The Right Idea

You know, life can be really complicated. With technological wonders and empowerment comes new responsibilities and obligations. Now it has been proven that people do not do near as well at tasks they focus on individually versus tasks they handle in a multitasking fashion. So technology is just an enabler of an inefficient multitasking state of being. Why do we need this? I'm not necessarily referring to the technology, but to the multitasking/sense of urgency/pressure that comes with the power of technological tools like PDA phones and computers.

(I have a real beef here, but it's hard to communicate when you've had a few. HEHEHE, I said hard.)

Shit, now I'm off that train of thought and into the land of holy anarchy. Maybe if I reread what I wrote, I can get back on track...

Oh yeah, the rushing around, trying to look busy state that most of us are in to get things done and/or LOOK like we are getting things done. Honestly, culturally we need to put more emphasis on critical thinking and taking time to consider our choices and to really comptemplate what choices others make. There is too much hurrying in life nowadays.

So take a chill pill. Have a drink or two. Or three (heck go crazy if you can). Then realize that rushing doesn't help you out, but only creates new problems that will take up your time.

Then go have some good sex, because that also tends to put things in perspective. AND it makes you feel good. AND I, like everyone on this planet whether they admit it or not REALLY LIKES SEX. Remember, orgasms are God's way of proving you're doing it right. Multiple orgasm's are God's way of saying "WAY TO GO DUDE!" Because that's how God rolls. GUY PERSPECTIVE: you know that one time (not neccessarily at band camp, but we'll take it if it applies), where you had that surprise second orgasm that kind of scared you? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! I don't know how or what would apply from the female perspective except that most women seem to top out at 5 or so orgasms (they seem to run together a bit so it's hard to tell..,. ]:P). Maybe there is an amazing and fabulous SIXTH orgasm? If so, please mention that, like yelling "OH MY GOD, FUCKING SIXTH ME YOU BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER!" or something along those lines. Communication is the key to happiness right?

OH!!!! I came up with ANOTHER reason to legalize prostitution! I know, I know, I really don't need another reason. But how about this one:

Legalizing prostitution will help people seperate sex from love.

I know! It's one of those DUH things isnt' it! And if anyone has a problem with that, just answer me this... You love your kids/siblings/parents right? Why don't you have sex with them? Because sex and love are NOT the same you dumbasses!!!! Unless you live in the south with a family tree that is a straight line (or a circle, or a dot due to new genetic manipulation abilities). So get over your robot programming and realize that if "God" wanted us to be super careful with who we have sex with, he would make orgasms much, MUCH harder to obtain. And masterbation wouldn't do nothing. Actually, now that I think of it, animal and kiddie porn are reasons to NOT believe in god. Of course God fearing people just claim that those things are caused by "Satan". Being a gnostic (which I can just barely get too from agnostism), that does't really work out for me.