So there you are, in your apartment trying to enjoy some nice TV when all of a sudden this insane banging threatens to drop the ceiling in from the apartment above. Your neighbor is getting lucky in a big way, but it's annoying for you because one, you AREN'T getting lucky, and two, you are just trying to watch some nice TV.
What to do, what to do...
First, don't bang on the ceiling, or go up and interrupt. That would set the stage for a bunch of badness that you will never recover from. Remember, god likes it when we orgasm and if you mess it up for something petty like watching TV, your genitals will fall off.
Do something creative. Go up immediately afterwards and offer them a plate of cookies. Or Gatorade, that would be very appropriate after something like that. If you have friends with you, score the event then go upstairs, knock on the door, and flip up the score cards.
Or go up afterwards and see if it's your turn yet.
See, there are lots of possibilities.
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