Sunday, July 19, 2009

I have no idea what I am saying

No seriously, I have no idea what I am saying right now. All I know is that it's taken me 5 minutes to type these two lines because I have to constantly hit the backspace key.

I'm not feeling very coherent either. I think I have what ADOST (Attention Defict OH SHINY THING) going on.

I am getting ready to go on a trip (not carny related) soon, and it involves camping. Camping is a lot of fun, but being disconnected from the internet for a week is stressing me out, and I'm not even disconnected yet. Hopefully it will turn into a zen experience.

Peace and love all. And I mean physical love, go have sex! Stop reading this and get LAID!!!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Drunken Haiku

Mean people suck

Carnies swallow and gargle

That's how bad they are dude.